Opposites
Attract
Pat is
from the 'ous' neighborhood,
while Lee's in the 'sl' mob.
Pat is fastidious, always looks good.
Lee is a slovenly slob
Lee often slobbers some slimy sludge
sitting in a sloppy slouch.
While Pat is serious and very meticulous
cleaning that slickery couch.
Pat's assiduous efforts are strenuous
changing Lee, the slippery sloth
whose presence feels dangerous even momentous
like slime on a sleazy old moth.
It seems Lee will always be sluggish and slushy
while courageous Pat is a chump.
Always quite arduous, never discourteous
Living with a slug in a slump